December 26, 2007

Christmas Day is

lion-sated stomachs

chairs groaning

older people donning party hats scorned by too-cool youngsters

corny jokes in crackers

slapped fingers over crackling

remember-whens and what-about-the-time that

parade of new toys soon to be abandoned

children who never appear before midday up at dawn

sleep-deprived Santas, bleary-eyed and grumpy all day